Hey, and welcome, or whatever. This is my incredibly mediocre and laughable page for Metallica, only THE coolest band, like, EVER (hence the name, "Metallica: only THE coolest band, like, EVER." Pretty clever, huh?)

Naturally, being by ME, it's part of the cyber-practical-joke commonly known as Rheyn's World. So, you're gonna get the same cynicism, dry humour, sarcasm, and all-around low quality you've come to expect from me.

But you might also find a few relatively cool or interesting things here, as well, so just do whatever, or something like that, 'cause I can't really make you stick around and listen to me, now can I? ...