Metallica...only THE coolest band, like, EVER!

Hey, and welcome, or whatever. This is my incredibly mediocre and laughable page for Metallica, only THE coolest band, like, EVER (hence the name, "Metallica: only THE coolest band, like, EVER." Pretty clever, huh?)

Naturally, being by ME, it's part of the cyber-practical-joke commonly known as Rheyn's World. So, you're gonna get the same cynicism, dry humour, sarcasm, and all-around low quality you've come to expect from me.

But you might also find a few relatively cool or interesting things here, as well, so just do whatever, or something like that, 'cause I can't really make you stick around and listen to me, now can I? ...

The Band The Music
The Pics The Links
The 'Other' Stuff

NEWS

  • Metallica.com e-mail is here!!! (Woo-hoo!) Go to mail.metallica.com to sign up. ...So what are you waiting for? GO!

  • S&M is absolutely incredible. It's BLOWS MY FRICKIN' MIND. Seriously, the first time I listened to it on headphones, I got dizzy, no joke. Go buy it if you haven't already. (Schaweeeeet!)

  • BUY ME A PRESENT

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